Apply yourself vigorously to these demanding tests, then email me if you beat the high score and I will reward you with 15 minutes of fame on this web page.

How far can you hit your penguin?
This challenging game pits you against a penguin. Its job: to stay alive. Your job: to thwack it with a baseball bat as far as you possibly can. It's all down to hand-eye coordination. You'll need Microsoft Powerpoint to run this one.

Current high scorer: Nick "bring on the seal pups" Ellicot with 324.4

Birds fight back
The penguins enlist the help of their bird flu-ridden mates to sort you out. They're coming at you at high speed, armed with stern looks and plump fluffy bodies. All you possess to defend yourself is a pump action shotgun... You'll need Microsoft Powerpoint to run this one too.

Current high scorer: Alastair "it's for their own good" Lord with 1050